the three types of promotion askers
- the complimenters: oh my god I love your blog so much! you're so gorgeous and just a great person, wow the way your teeth shine. Do you think you could promote me??
- angry bitches: um excuse me you said you were promoting all new followers and I never got a promotion wow fuck yourself I hope you die in hell
- the excuses: HI, I've had my blog for like about a year now and I only have 500 followers and I really want 1k and I've had it for a year so please promote me
